I'll Get You On Forbes

You’ve seen the ads. The DMs. The LinkedIn pitches.

“We’ll get you featured on MSN for $97.”
“Guaranteed placement in Forbes, Yahoo, and more!”

Let’s cut through the noise:
That’s almost never what you’re actually getting.

The Harsh Truth About Bargain PR Packages

Most of these “guaranteed media placements” are glorified press release dumps.

Here’s what typically happens:

• A basic, cookie-cutter press release gets distributed to a handful of aggregator sites nobody reads.
• It’s the same exact content, duplicated across dozens of pages.
• There’s zero SEO strategy, no formatting for different platforms, and no ongoing traffic plan.

And because it’s duplicate content?
Google can penalize you.
Yes—there’s a name for this: Googlecide. It’s when your site gets buried in search results because Google sees your name plastered across duplicate, low-quality links.

The “Forbes” Lie You’re Being Sold

Then there’s the Forbes scam.

Here’s how that goes:

• A seller brags about getting you “featured on Forbes” in the subject line.
• You pay a too-good-to-be-true price (usually $97).
• And then? Nothing.

Because real Forbes placements go through their editorial team and cost thousands of dollars.
Anyone telling you otherwise is likely trying to sell you something they don’t control. If pressed, they’ll fall back on lines like:

“Well, we submitted it to Forbes… we can’t guarantee they’ll run it.”

🚩 Major red flag.

Want a Quick Traffic Spike? Fine. But Ask These Questions First.

Look—if all you want is a short burst of traffic, go ahead. But before you buy, ask:

• Where exactly will the content be published?
• How many formats will it be produced in?
• Will you own the content or are you just renting attention?
• Is there indexing and reach beyond day one?

And if they can’t give you clear answers to those questions?
Walk away.

Here’s the Big One: Guest Post on MSN ≠ Published in MSN

This is where most people get fooled.

There’s a massive difference between:

• A guest post that appears on someone’s blog hosted on MSN’s contributor platform
  🟥 (That’s not real MSN content—it's user-generated content that lives in the margins.)

vs.

• An actual article published in MSN.com, under the MSN.com domain
  🟩 (That’s editorial-level content owned by Microsoft, searchable on Bing, and potentially syndicated across Microsoft’s entire ecosystem.)

One is cosmetic. The other is strategic.
One disappears fast. The other creates lasting brand lift.

So when someone tells you “we’ll get you on MSN,” ask them:

“Is this a guest blog post on a partner site... or a real article in MSN’s editorial platform?”

That one question will expose most of the smoke and mirrors.

What We Do Is Built to Last (Not Just Flash)

Here’s what makes us different:

• We don’t do rented attention.
  When we say MSN, we mean a real MSN.com article—not a third-party contributor page pretending to be the real thing.
• Content that lives, not dies.
  Real MSN articles get indexed on Bing and can show up in search for months or years. Sometimes, they even get picked up across Microsoft’s wider content network—bringing in reach you didn’t have to pay extra for.
• Multi-format syndication.
  One piece of content becomes 7 formats, pushed across 300+ trusted sites—so your brand shows up everywhere your audience searches, scrolls, or reads.
• Big 6 Options.
  We can even integrate placements with the “Big 6” platforms if needed—so your visibility isn’t just wider, it’s higher-quality.

Here’s the Bottom Line

🚫 Don’t pay for fake reach.
🚫 Don’t risk Google penalties for duplicate junk content.
🚫 Don’t fall for headline bait that never delivers.

✅ Do invest in content you actually own.
✅ Do choose platforms with real domain authority.
✅ Do pick a strategy that turns visibility into long-term brand equity.

If you’re tired of PR that fades after 24 hours, and you want search presence that sticks,
let’s build something smarter—together.

Ready to tell your story where it actually matters?
Let’s talk.